Chapter 88 The lion tower and the piano falls, and the reed marshes are tense.
Some interesting catchphrases are circulating in the world and between the temple every once in a while, and are often the most vivid in the swearing words of literati and the reckless man. Huang Longshi’s joke that mocked the practice of Taoism but not mind-cultivating is an example. This time, King Xu Xiao of Beiliang came to Beijing to face the saint. After scattering, he beat a third-rank official outside the hall, and cursed, “If you didn’t have a bird in your crotch and two pieces of meat on your chest, you would be really a girl!” The great priest of Shangyin Academy has a famous saying that spread all over the world. He teased a senior scholar of Jiangnan when he was young, “It’s not as delicious as dumplings, but it’s not as fun as sister-in-law.” There was a swordsman in Kongtong Sect who had been surrounded and suppressed the devil with his fellow martial arts masters. He was afraid of the enemy, and he had no choice but to find a bad excuse and said, “I just heard that my wife was pregnant, so I’ll go back first.” It’s hilarious.
Hong Xixiang held the big green cow and said before leaving: “You can stay there and stay there. Maybe you can go down the mountain with me in the future. I will be more courageous if I have a companion.”
After walking out a few steps, the head teacher turned around and smiled with a cheeky smile: “Hey, don’t be so stingy, tell me about Huting County.”
Qi Xianxia reached out to grab the ponytail whisk.
Hong Xixiang rode on the cow and ran away.
The serious Qi Xianxia actually curled up the corners of her mouth.
There was no tension in an instant.
This is Wudang Mountain.
No matter who you are, you will be kind when you come.
Harmony brings immortal energy.
Two Zen Temples.
The two women climbed the mountain and greeted the monks along the way. Some young monks with poor concentration had to turn their backs to the abbots to make faces and smiles at a little girl.
The little girl doesn’t like to pay attention.
Bald head, bald head, all over the mountains and fields are all bald heads! Who loves to watch!
“Mom, just let me go down the mountain. You always look at dad and the two big bald heads in the mountains, so boring.”
“Daughter, how good a bald head is, you don’t need to light the light at night.”
“Mom, don’t make me laugh, you’re no lady!”
“No way to joke, I’m telling you the big truth, otherwise you’ll be able to look down on your dad with my mother’s appearance.”
“Mom, the woman at the foot of the mountain is much better than you. I really don’t know why my dad wants to live with you.” “Damn, no mom can have you. If you touch your chest and say conscience, your mom will not look good!”
“…”
“Oh, daughter, when you grow older, you will understand that as long as you look good in a man’s heart, you will be the best girl in the world.”
“Ah, but Xu Fengnian said I look average, it’s over!” “The daughter has grown up, and she is very pleased.My daughter, it’s really bad to look good. If you go down the mountain again, you have to buy some rouge and water powder and pounce more on your face to look good. “
“Mom, you are messing with money again. Dad must be nagging with Bennan and Nanba. They are talking together, which is so annoying. ”
“Let them talk. It would be bad if I didn’t talk about it one day. “
The two of them seemed quite vulgar.
Fortunately, they loved the bald heads behind them, which was so Buddha-like.
Thirty miles outside Xiangfan City, the vast and vibrant reed marsh was gone for some reason.
In the central area, a wealthy young man sat on the archway where “Tianbo opened his mirror” in the reed marsh, with four red armors under his feet.
In the northeast, a young man who was not as handsome as a farmer stood, with a bundle of golden soft swords wrapped around his waist.
It is said that there is a master in the world who ranked 11th in the martial arts review for two consecutive times. He is proficient in swords, swords, spears, and all kinds of martial arts. He is very knowledgeable, Confucian, Buddhism, Taoism, and Taoism. He is so smart and mixed that he doesn’t know what kind of weapon to choose. In the end, he has to get a soft sword. After the true energy is infused, he can be a knife, a gun or a sword.
In the southwest, a blue-shirted guest carried a bamboo pole in both hands and walked slowly.
Suddenly, the sound of horse hooves sounded.