Chapter 77: Kneel to thank the man, the coffin bacteria prolong life [third update]

Release time: 2025-04-10 01:01:45
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“Ah! It hurts so much, it hurts so much…”

In the room, the old man’s screams were echoed like a pig-killing scream, which was tragic. www.126shu.com

Bai Xiaofeng looked calm, looked at the raging talisman fire in the old man’s crotch, and remembered the scene in a movie by Stephen Chow when he was watching CDs in the mountains. It was exactly the same as the big fire in the old man’s crotch now.

His eyes flashed and he sighed sincerely: “This scene is so spectacular!”

The old man who was screaming suddenly shook and almost spit out an old blood on the spot. You lit the torch on my crotch, it must be spectacular!

However, the severe pain in his crotch made him immerse himself in it quickly and continued to scream like a pig.

Fortunately, the talisman fire lasted for only five seconds and then went out.

“Ah…” The old man seemed to have been emptied of his strength and fell to the ground dejectedly.

Bai Xiaofeng glanced at the old man’s crotch, nodded and smiled, “Well, grandpa, this quail is roasted perfectly.”

“Ge, who said it was a quail? It was clearly a golden-winged roc!” The old man argued weakly.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly shivered and his face suddenly turned red.

This feeling of electric power… is so familiar.

But before, the ones that were overpowered were other places, but now the ones that were overpowered were…

So, the old man began to tremble, his face began to turn red, and his turbid eyes also shone with water at this time.

He curled up on the ground like an extra-large shrimp, trembling, moaning “a ya ya” in his mouth, and his facial features were twisted, as if it was very painful.

“You entertain yourself first, I’ll prepare medicine for you.” Bai Xiaofeng narrowed her eyes and shook her head, not daring to look at it anymore. This scene was simply eye-catching.

He turned around and walked to the big pot. The ingredients for removing corpse poison in the big pot had been boiled and the juice was penetrated. It was black and sticky, and it also emitted a pungent fishy smell.

He grabbed a handful of his hand, felt the heat, and when he was sure it could work, he began to mix the ingredients inside into small balls with his hands, and then pressed them on yellow paper, looking like a “dog skin plaster”.

After waiting for about ten minutes, the old man behind him finally calmed down.

Bai Xiaofeng turned around and walked to the old man with a lot of yellow paper holding the juice, grinning and said, “Grandpa, are you still itchy now?”

The old man was electrocuted once, and at this time he was weak and collapsed on the ground, sweating profusely.

Hearing Bai Xiaofeng’s words, he was stunned. He was completely immersed in pain and happiness just now. At this time, he felt it carefully., his eyes immediately emitted light: “It’s not itchy anymore, it’s not itchy anymore.”

As he said that, his eyes were stunned when he looked at Bai Xiaofeng.

Originally, I was just struggling to be a teenage mouse with the thought of dying struggle, but I didn’t expect that the little kid in front of me would really solve the itchy corpse poison on his body.

This kid is simply amazing!

Did you really misunderstand it?

The old man felt a huge wave in his heart, staring at Bai Xiaofeng, but Bai Xiaofeng really didn’t feel like a master.

He was a serious lieutenant in the past and had met many powerful celestial masters. Otherwise, after being poisoned by corpse, he would not have found so many celestial masters to help him detoxify.

But those heavenly masters all look tall and arrogant.

It’s not comparable to the temperament of the boy in front of him!

Immediately afterwards, a thought flashed in the old man’s mind, and a sperm flashed in his eyes. Since this kid helped me solve the itching, maybe… he really has a way to relieve my corpse poison?

However, as soon as this thought appeared, the old man smiled bitterly and abandoned it directly, thinking to himself: How could this fart child be able to cure the corpse poison? He should have some special way to suppress the itching all over my body.

Thinking of this, the old man clasped his fists at Bai Xiaofeng gratefully: “Young boy, thank you. I am satisfied with the fact that I can feel a peaceful life before dying.”

“Everyone said that you are here, you won’t die, why don’t you listen?” Bai Xiaofeng was very depressed. Why didn’t this old man believe him?

As he said that, he was too lazy to explain, so he raised the “dog skin plaster” in his hand and said, “It’s okay to stick these things on the pussy.”

Then, he took the “dog skin plaster” and stuck it on the old man.

“Hiss!”

Feeling the coolness from the wound of the pussy, the old man couldn’t help but take a breath: “It’s comfortable, I haven’t been so comfortable for a long time.”

Bai Xiaofeng ignored him, and quickly put all the “dog skin plaster”.

He stood up and clapped his hands, and smiled and said, “Okay, put these medicines on for a day, and you can take another shower, and the corpse poison will be cured.”

What? !

The old man suddenly shuddered and looked at Bai Xiaofeng in a daze: “Young Master, didn’t you say to help me relieve itching? This has helped me to relieve the corpse poison?”

“I won’t lie to you to relieve itching, can you still let me do it?” Bai Xiaofeng rolled her eyes: “I don’t have so much time to spend with you. I won’t give you some amazing things. Are you really the wolf who is a wolf?”

The old man was completely confused, his mind was blank, and he sat in a daze.On the ground.

I felt that Bai Xiaofeng was incapable of removing the poison of his corpse, but Bai Xiaofeng told him that the poison of his corpse had been removed.