“Fighting started, fighting outside.”
On the roof, all the soldiers were excited to watch the battle outside the village.
Xie Gongming was forcibly holding his fart, and after just looking up, he immediately farted.
Seeing that all the soldiers around him looked at him, Xie Gongming quickly coughed: “Okay, well, okay… It must be that the reconnaissance battalion was ambushed by us, yes, it must be like this… The deputy brigade commander was so good!”
The soldiers around him looked speechless. What was this called?
An officer reminded awkwardly: “Brig Commander, do we want to support me?”
Xie Gongming was about to speak when the uproaring airflow came from his stomach.
Seeing that he was holding his mouth and not talking, the soldiers around him stepped back in a tacit understanding.
“Brig Commander, if you go, you nod, if you don’t go, you can shake your head. I’ll just come and command.” The officer said, covering his nose.
Puff puff……
Xie Gongming couldn’t help but let out a bunch of farts in a row.
If it were half an hour ago, Xie Gongming would have been ashamed to find a hole in the ground to crawl into it.
But now, he was completely relieved.
Anyway, everyone will let it go!
“No, I will lead the team out in person.” Xie Gongming said proudly: “There are only a few people in the reconnaissance battalion. Once they enter our encirclement, they will not be able to escape. So I can’t take many people. The guard squadron continues to stay, and the remaining people in the fourth squadron follow me.”
“Yes!”
Puff puff…
Suddenly, a series of farts sounded around. Xie Gongming was so scared that he got up and ran away, and quickly left this place of failure.
….
At the same time, outside the village.
Bang bang bang…
The gunshots kept ringing, and the soldiers of the Special War Brigade were beaten by Qin Luo and could not raise their heads at all.
“Stop letting go, it’s so good to let go.” Cheng Jing shouted anxiously: “Put the plug back and don’t let it go. If it is exposed that this is an ambush circle, how can they come in!”
“Deputy Brigade Commander!” The subordinate said anxiously: “If you put it back, you have to collapse. Moreover, if you listen to this sound, can the reconnaissance battalion not knowing that this is an ambush circle?”
Cheng Jing was stunned!
At this moment, there were not only gunfire in his ears, but also continuous farts, and even he couldn’t help but let them go just now.
“Deputy Brigade Commander, the individual rations must have expired, and we all have a bad stomach.” He said, “The ambush must be an ambush. They knew that our main force was here when they heard the farts.”
Cheng Jing almost sipped his bloodSpray out.
How can I explain this to Xie Gongming when I go back?
Say they were found because they couldn’t hold back their farts?
If this is spread, their special forces brigade will become a joke on the entire army.
What else will you call the Special War Brigade in the future? Forget it.
“Damn it!” Cheng Jingqi punched the ground: “What are the logistics of dogs doing? I’m not going to do with you…”
“Deputy Brigade Commander, now…”
“Counterattack, do you still need to ask?” Cheng Jingqi’s eyes were blasting: “Can the ambush circle be used, then just fight directly. There are few people, and we still have an absolute advantage.”
“Second 2 and 3rd Squadrons.”
“You encircle from both sides, and you must not let them run away.” Cheng Jing growled: “I want to wipe them out all of them.”
“Yes!” The two squadron leaders responded and immediately greeted their soldiers to crawl towards both sides.
“First Squadron!”
“Go!”
“Push up from the front, restrain their main force and not give them time to escape.”
“Yes!”
“Fourth Squadron!”
“Go!”
Cheng Jing growled angrily: “Give me the firepower to suppress them, and fuck them to death!”
“Yes!”
In an instant, the special forces soldiers quickly stood up.
The three machine guns of the Fourth Squadron fired almost at the same time, and the dense firepower crushed Qin Luo and the others like a fire dragon.