Chapter 188: The temple is a world of worldly places, and it is rare to have true nature.
The Beimang and Beiliang trade, and the proportion of buying tea from horses is extremely high. At first, most teas were rough tea, used to adjust diet, but over time, several ancient tea and horse roads were gradually built to transport good teas such as Longjing, Biluochun, and Dahongpao. It was particularly busy before the rain and before the Ming Dynasty, and there were endless merchants and dealers at the tea ceremony. As a larger border town in the southern part of Beimang, Liuxiacheng is close to the water towers and there are several good springs with excellent water quality in the city. Among them, Queshequan is one of the 72 famous springs in the world, making teahouses in the city scattered. There is a small tea shop near Yinding Bridge in the northeast corner of the city. There is no plaque hanging. A bamboo bird cage is hung at the door, and a parrot with green clothes and red beak is parked. It is said that the parrot is learned, but when this fool saw the guest, he diligently shouted “Father-in-law, father-in-law”. Isn’t this asking for scolding and beating, it is really annoying. In addition, the tea shop is simple and the ones selling good tea are not sold, but the cube tea from old Western Shu is vulgar and the tea leaves are average, which makes the house look deserted. The boss is an old man with a little bookish style. His temples are completely white, but his face is a middle-aged man. With his cold and distant temperament, he can’t afford to win over regular customers.
The only guy in the store was a young man with a pretty handsome appearance. He held a wooden sword all day long. Occasionally, he caught the guests who came into this small tea shop in an unknown way. He plucked up his strength to serve him warmly. He was too busy, which made the guests bored. He didn’t plan to come back after paying the tea money, and the business of the small tea shop became more and more deserted. Fortunately, the rent is not expensive and the capital is not much, so the tea shop can barely support it.
In the dusk, the old man sat down by the window and adjusted the strings of a python-skin erhu. A guest came to the door to find out the goods. Seeing that the ebony erhu was of good sound, he wanted to buy it for 80 taels of silver. No matter how the young man instigated him, he said that he could open a larger teahouse with 80 taels of silver. Unfortunately, the old man just refused to sell it, which made the young man so angry that he almost slaughtered the parrot and ate meat. At this moment, he tinkered with a bowl of green onion noodles with eggs, swallowed on the table next door, and said vaguely: “Old Huangtou, if this continues, our tea shop will be in a loss-making business. I know you are not short of money, but my brother said before that it is the same thing to go out and go around the world, but since you are doing business with others, you must not lose money. Old Huangtou, don’t pretend not to hear it, tell you serious things, and if you act deaf, I’m really anxious with you.”
The old man with a deserted temperament glanced at the young man with swordsman and said sarcastically: “Boy Wen, aren’t you just thinking about making money? You can change the teahouse into a teahouse. At that time, you have a reason to ask me to hire two delicate little ladies to help with the worker? I think I’m crazy about women. I still have a few more money here. I can’t go to a big-name brothel. It’s more than enough to find some pretty wild prostitutes. Unfortunately, private prostitutes are not as good as official prostitutes, and I can’t give you red envelopes.”
The young man named Wen slapped the table with a big bowl and said angrily: “Old Huang, what are you talking about? Am I like this?”
The old man smiled and said: “Boy came out.”I’m resting, I dare to slap the table in front of me. Believe it or not and throw you back to the Beimang Palace and let the old woman change her taste.”
The cold swordsman with goose bumps was covered in flattery and smiled: “Old Huang, you and I depend on each other for life, harmony is the most important thing, and those who are not hungry will make bowls of green onion noodles for you now.”
The old guy didn’t eat this set and waved: “Go and carry that silly guy into the house. “
The young man stepped up the noodles, and didn’t leave any left. He licked the bottom of the bowl, but his face was still full of desire. He walked to the door to pick the bird cage and wanted to teach the parrot some new things along the way. He said “uncle”, and it replied “father-in-law”. He said “girl”, but it still said “father-in-law”, which made him angry and cursed “your uncle”, but it was still “father-in-law”. The young man who had been cursed three times reached into the cage to teach this flat-haired beast that was not enlightened. The green-clothed parrot fluttered and fell off a few feathers. The old man said helplessly: “This stupid guy is already in the age of the parrot. There are not many hairs that can be lost. You kid and a beast are so angry. “
The young man threw the bird cage on the table, and felt uncomfortable after changing his seating positions several times. So he simply carried a bench. According to Lao Huangtou’s strange saying, he put his head and feet on the stool, his body was hanging in the air, his hands crossed under the back of his head, and he stared at the ceiling in a daze. In the past, this was a roast goose shop, and the ceiling had a layer of dirty greasy layer. The young man sighed, “Old Huangtou, I am very melancholy at the moment. Otherwise, if you tell me the story of the world again, I love to listen to you tell this. “
The old guy is ignorant of everyone, and he said angrily: “There is nothing to say. “
Young people are a familiar scoundrel. If they are not just me, I will be alone. My eyes suddenly warmed up and I said to myself: “I know that Lao Huangtou, you are an old world. There must be many interesting things hidden in your belly. You like to rot in your belly. If you don’t want to say it, you won’t say it. Anyway, I, Wen Hua, is also a man with a story. In the past, I went around the world with my brothers. Two men, young men could have pancakes on their butts, so they were always not easy to fall asleep at night. What should I do if I can’t sleep? After chatting, I always talked about women. My brother looks good and I am very jealous. On weekdays, I pass by the village for water. If I go knock on the door, all the annoying wives will be like strong women who lose their chastity when I take a look at me. Not to mention giving water, they will close the door as soon as they open. Hey, when it comes to Boy Xu, he is like a wolf or a tiger. He pulls and pulls, let alone gives water, even his body wants to give it together. Alas, I don’t blame Xiao Zi Xu for this. He is good-looking, and his parents try hard. What can I do if I am a son? I can’t even envy him if I can’t blame him. Every time I see a handsome little lady, I will tell him that I thought that Mr. Xu had never eaten pork but had seen pigs run away. He was so angry that he said that this was not good and that was not good. He kept my anger in me. Sooner or later, he would become a famous swordsman, so he would find a good-looking female hero to be his wife, which would make him angry. Old Huangtou, guess what? He said that no matter how beautiful the women in this world are, they have to eat, drink, defecate, and urinate.The young man was so impressed that he slapped his thighs and fell to the ground, patted the dust, lay on two benches again, and continued, “He said that he should not be nervous when he saw a woman, otherwise he deserved to be a bachelor for the rest of his life. Last time I rushed to Beiliang, I saw her, and my palms were covered in sweat. Later, I had an idea and thought of what Xu said, I was really not nervous, but when I thought of her fart, I laughed a little stupidly. I guess I couldn’t leave a good impression on the fairy sister. Alas, this is probably what Xiaozi Xu said, bear paws and fresh fish cannot be kept in the same bowl. Later, I met Xiao Zi by the lake. When I was shitting together, he gave me a move, even more ruthless, saying that if I was still nervous, don’t be afraid, just imagine the fairy heroines who shit in the toilet. Damn, at that time, I almost sat in my own shit! “
The old man who had not been moving raised his head and nodded, “It’s interesting. “
The young man smiled and said to himself, “I don’t care who Xiao Zi Xu is. When we were traveling together, everyone was really poor, so he brought an old servant with no front teeth, the same surname as Lao Huangtou, but the old Huang was as thin as a bamboo pole, and it swayed when the wind blew, and there was a bad horse, so he had only two possessions. But I am a person who wants to be face-saving and vain, and likes to pretend to be a young man in front of others. When I see outsiders, I will tell everyone that this horse is mine and this old servant is my family. Brother Xu never exposes it. He also cooperates to help me and deceive those girls who are on the Spring and Autumn Anniversary. He is willing to pretend to be my companion to read. Several times, if I hadn’t been exposed, I would have almost succeeded. I won’t be the turn of you to make fun of me now! So, I just want those wealthy and wealthy children to make friends with wine and meat. They seem to be generous, but after all, compared to their family background, it is a drop in the bucket. Brother Xu is different. He is willing to share half of his possessions with me. Seeing that I was so hungry, he might give it to me. So Wen Hua has always recognized this brother in times of trouble. Wen Hua, who was lucky enough to step on the shit, became a hero, and even if he had a friend who liked him, he would also be a friend he met in the future and could not be called a brother. Even if they call them brothers, they are still ten streets worse than Xu. “
For some reason, Mu Jian Wenhua, who came to Beimang’s city, came back to his senses and asked curiously: “Old Huangtou, I’m so strange. You don’t fly around the eaves and walls when you appear, don’t move mountains and rivers, and don’t kill everyone. He is so embarrassed to say that he is a master. If you are pregnant, everyone knows that you are pregnant with a big belly. But what happened to you, Lao Huangtou? It looks like you taught me sword skills. Not to mention that you are pitiful. Why don’t you even care about the fact that you have committed a scheming? If you commit a crime, will a team of officials suddenly rushed in and wipe us out?”
The old man didn’t say anything.
Wen Hua said a little regretfully: “It seems that Lao Huangtou, you are not bad either.What are the sad things I said? I understand, I won’t reveal your scars. “
The old man laughed softly and cursed: “You don’t even have the knowledge of being so stupid, what can you understand. “
Wen Hua stood up and said angrily: “Old Huang, you can insult my appearance, but you can’t insult my knowledge! “
The old man waved his sleeves and said, “Get out of your egg! ”