I glared at him: “Brother, you are so awesome, why don’t you make a dummy?”
Yang Tianshou gasped in a bitter breath and said in a muffled voice: “I just don’t speak!”
I pushed him away and walked to the coffin shop, leaning against the counter and lying down at Lao Pang’s head below: “Lao Pang, don’t be so stingy? You said that he is a frivolous boy, what are you still sceptical about him? Besides, he is not an outsider!”
Lao Pang lay in the coffin to pretend to be dead dog. Until I heard that Yang Tianshou was not an outsider, I raised my head and asked, “What’s not an outsider?”
“His family is the same as my Zhou family!” I mentioned it briefly, and I also intended to test it out, one to see the influence of the Yang family among these ancient families, and two to see how much Lao Pang knew. 126shu
“Same as your family?” Old Pang got up, slanted with a pair of dead fish eyes, looked at Yang Tianshou for a while from a distance, and waved to him: “Furious boy, come here, I, Old Pang, have something to ask you!”
“What are you doing?”
“Soldiers, Taoism, doctors, divination, formation witches and immortals, Yin and Yang, boy, which family are you?”
“What are he talking about?” Yang Tianshou looked at me in shock.
Old Pang glared at me angrily, and then asked Yang Tianshou patiently: “What’s your surname?”
“My surname is Yang!”
“Oh, it turns out that it’s from a military rank, no wonder it’s full of luck. However, the Yang family of this military rank has completely declined. Apart from some means of leading troops, it’s better than the Yin-Yang Zhou family that almost cut off the inheritance! What a pity!” Old Pang shook his head and said.
Yang Tianshou frowned. The old Pangtou’s words were so sensual that the deputy commander said when he saw me that day. Judging from the old man’s age, he was probably older than his uncle. Unfortunately, he was still an elder of the Yang family’s family, so he was inconvenient to refute it now, so he could only smile and pretend to be stupid.
Old Pang knew the Yang family, so I came over and asked, “Old Pang, military, Confucianism, Taoism, and divination, formations of witches and immortals, does each word have an ancient family corresponding to the other words?”
Old Pang glanced at me angrily: “I want to mess with my words, but I don’t think about my own weight. If you want to buy something, hurry up and say, get out after buying it!”
I touched my nose and smiled dryly: “Okay! Give me some yellow, blue and purple talisman paper, one piece of peach wood board one foot long and half a foot short, it doesn’t matter if it’s thinner. Then a piece of ghost locust wood board of the same size, a small piece of gum, and a forty-nine sticks of the gods!”
“Forty-nine sticks, please incense, gum, ghost locust and peach wood, boy, what do you want these?” Lao Pang was about to turn around, but after hearing what I said, he paused and turned his head to ask.
“Make a dummy!”
“Dumb?” Old Pang was stunned and looked at me and said, “Are you a lie?”
I was slightly surprised. This old Pang was indeed very knowledgeable and guessed my purpose from the four things mentioned in my mouth!
Seeing me nodding, Lao Pang simply turned around and said, “As for this trouble? Is it just a little bit of essence and blood, and a yellow paper man? Don’t tell me, you are from the Yin-Yang Zhou family, you don’t even know this?”
I shook my head and said, “No, the yellow paper man is too simple, and it’s still enough to deceive ordinary ghosts. If you want to cheat the black snake and the black rooster, you’ll be discovered as soon as you appear!”
“Black snake and the black rooster”, Lao Pang was stunned, “What’s that?”
I told him what happened in the army. Old Pang was silent for a while, and didn’t know what he thought of, and sighed, “You are right. If the twelve zodiac ghost beasts killed so many soldiers, the yellow paper man was indeed not enough to deceive them!”